How punny.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
To all those lost souls who have forgotten to believe in the immensity of love
How punny.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
In their time, they were notorious for being nervous rex.
Did I miss the “don’t be in first place” clause when I took my driving test?
stop car accidents and fatalities. Ban Turtle Shells.
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GODDAMMIT YOU AWESOME PERSON
YOU LITTLE—FUCKING GENIUS
Crowdsourced Project of the Day: “Do Not Touch”
Who knew mouse pointers could be so mind blowing? The Dutch rock band Light Light unveiled a crowdsourced music video for their song “Kilo,” which tracks viewers mouse cursor paths and adds them to the video with each play. Check it out over at DoNotTouch.org!
i added my pointer!
Restored Faith in Humanity of the Day: New Zealand Legislators Serenade Gay Marriage Amendment
Yesterday, New Zealand became the thirteenth country to legalize gay marriage after the Parliament voted 77 to 44 on an amendment to their 1955 marriage laws. Upon the formal announcement, many people in the crowd as well as a few lawmakers spontaneously burst into singing the traditional Māori love song “Pokarekare Ana.”
simply beautiful.
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
And she won, too. :’))
so there’s a soft spot in Mr. Ramsay’s cold heart pala?
